Saturday, 10th August 2013

by Joshua Gaskell

A hypothesis: everyone has in them a certain capacity for adjusting to change; the supply is finite, like a woman’s eggs, and has to last a lifetime.

My daily vexation at ‘what abusion is there nowadays’ makes me fear that I am, so to speak, laying double-yolkers, and thereby running the risk of becoming a premature crotcheteer.

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