Wednesday, 11th December 2013

by Joshua Gaskell

For thirteen years, three quarters of those implants [Jean-Claude Mas] shipped were filled with this illegal silicone, more commonly used for filling mattresses.

– Christian Fraser on yesterday’s PM

Who will be the voice of the voiceless masses? Who will speak for the thousands of men who thought they’d graduated to tit-wanks, but were in fact still unwittingly mattress-fucking?