Thursday, 1st January 2015

by Joshua Gaskell

Bank Holiday in England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales

These are my New Year’s resolutions:

1. I will help the blind across the road.
2. I will hang my trousers up.
3. I will put the sleeves back on my records.
4. I will not start smoking.
5. I will stop squeezing my spots, etc., etc.

An extract there from The Unsecret Blog of Adrian Mole, Aged 13¾.