Monday, 26th December 2016

by Joshua Gaskell

I notice that an increasing number of schools have signs at the gate saying, ‘This is a good school’. When did Ofsted adopt the classification system of Church and Gargoyle scholastic agents from Evelyn Waugh’s Decline and Fall?:

We class schools, you see, into four grades: Leading School, First-rate School, Good School, and School.